Ryan Biggs: it's rainging, it's pouring.. i'll fuck you with a rake.
RaeLin: why a rake ? i prefer umbrellas, when it's raining.
I HATE THE GOVERNMENT.
Clothing will start getting taxed October 1st (Saturday).. fuck.. i need to go shopping.
OH NO. I MIGHT LIKE HIM.
Dear iceburgs, sorry to hear about global warming, karmas a bitch. Sincerley,...– Matthew Smith’s Facebook Status
My Feelings Towards The Majority Of People In My...
GUNS DON`T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE WITH MUSTACHES DO.
USER: You spell like a fucking two year old
ME: I'm dyslexic, asshole.
Little Jakey; ”WE HAVE TO PLAY MOTHER DUCK, GET IN LINE.. QUACK” Me; ”We’re really doing this ? Because we aren’t going to quack for you..”
YOU EAT, YOU’RE FAT. YOU DON’T EAT, YOU’RE A...
Me: ISN'T MIKE JUST 'sooo' SEXY ? i'd hit that..
Haneul: with a shovel.
Bahhaaa, i love Obi.